I'm a comedian in Chicago. I play piano, ukulele, make graphics, write songs, and I'm a big fan of my dog Charlie.

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Posted 1 week ago

themarysue:

lightningbikingviking:

In the beginning Tyson created the heavens and the earth

This seems about right.

And Tyson said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

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Posted 2 weeks ago
Ready for my two sets tonight for Outliars Comedy Festival in Arizona. Two more shows tomorrow! (at Dobson Ranch Inn & Suites)

Ready for my two sets tonight for Outliars Comedy Festival in Arizona. Two more shows tomorrow! (at Dobson Ranch Inn & Suites)


Posted 1 month ago

collegehumor:

I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video 

Can you make it through the whole thing?


Posted 1 month ago
Shot the street fight scene for the “basically” music video. @mariawojo and I were twins

Shot the street fight scene for the “basically” music video. @mariawojo and I were twins


Posted 1 month ago

amaninprogress:

i will literally reblog this every time i see it

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Posted 2 months ago

That little boy on the left has the correct answer

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Posted 2 months ago


Posted 2 months ago
disordered:


wastelandbabe:

monohymnal:

poppunkvampire:

vicemag:

Here’s the First Look at the New Satanic Monument Being Built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse
In January the Satanic Temple announced plans to erect a monument glorifying the Dark Lord on the front lawn of the Oklahoma Statehouse. An Indiegogo campaign was launched with what seemed like a somewhat lofty goal of $20,000, but by the time donations ended almost $30,000 had been raised. Now an artist trained in classical sculpture is toiling away in New York, crafting a Baphomet figure sitting beneath a pentagram and flanked by two children gazing upward in loyalty. When it is finished, it will be cast in bronze and, the Satanists hope, eventually displayed in Oklahoma.
The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012. State Representative Mike Ritze paid for the controversial statue with his own money, and therefore it was considered a donation and OK to place on government property. Following that line of reasoning, the Satanic Temple submitted a formal application for their monument.
As Trait Thompson of the Oklahoma Capitol Preservation Commission told CNN last December, “Individuals and groups are free to apply to place a monument or statue or artwork.” The applications are then approved or rejected by the Commission. Unfortunately, the state has placed a halt on issuing permits for any other monuments until a lawsuit filed by the ACLU against Ritze’s Commandments monument is settled.
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I’m laughing so hard I love this I’m so happy

the father

this is incredible

This is the greatest thing ever.


It will go perfect with the 10 commandments. 

disordered:

wastelandbabe:

monohymnal:

poppunkvampire:

vicemag:

Here’s the First Look at the New Satanic Monument Being Built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse

In January the Satanic Temple announced plans to erect a monument glorifying the Dark Lord on the front lawn of the Oklahoma Statehouse. An Indiegogo campaign was launched with what seemed like a somewhat lofty goal of $20,000, but by the time donations ended almost $30,000 had been raised. Now an artist trained in classical sculpture is toiling away in New York, crafting a Baphomet figure sitting beneath a pentagram and flanked by two children gazing upward in loyalty. When it is finished, it will be cast in bronze and, the Satanists hope, eventually displayed in Oklahoma.

The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012. State Representative Mike Ritze paid for the controversial statue with his own money, and therefore it was considered a donation and OK to place on government property. Following that line of reasoning, the Satanic Temple submitted a formal application for their monument.

As Trait Thompson of the Oklahoma Capitol Preservation Commission told CNN last December, “Individuals and groups are free to apply to place a monument or statue or artwork.” The applications are then approved or rejected by the Commission. Unfortunately, the state has placed a halt on issuing permits for any other monuments until a lawsuit filed by the ACLU against Ritze’s Commandments monument is settled.

Continue

I’m laughing so hard I love this I’m so happy

the father

this is incredible

This is the greatest thing ever.

It will go perfect with the 10 commandments. 

(via maizzycakes)


Posted 2 months ago

lovehealthlift:

authorsarahdessen:

lauriehalseanderson:

policymic:

What tabloid headlines would look like if they didn’t treat women like sex objects

Can we please make one of this every day?

The last one is epic.

This is too good to not reblog

These are great

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Posted 2 months ago

 


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